I did a thing. Bioshock Infinite vigors.
(via sarlacc)
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A BOYFRIEND suppose too make yo panties WET not ur eyes! A GIRLFRIEND is suppose too make yo dick HARD not ur Life
Oscar Wilde (1852–1900)
(Source: itmakesnosense, via quierochipotle)
My stories on the front page! brneujobnreiauvn guuuuuuuh!
Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth
(Source: onepaidassnigga, via android18)
To the anons asking if I’m talking about my ex in the last text post. NO. It’s some girl on my newspaper staff. And to the anons asking if it’s my girlfriend. NO. She’s been dating some super huge football player for a couple of years. And in a newsroom where being in a relationship apparently doesn’t mean anything, she is probably the only one who would stay faithful.
